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Anonymous 06/18/2019 (Tue) 17:49:56 No. 29 [Reply]
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Awesome Possum Anonymous 05/01/2019 (Wed) 21:35:44 No. 4 [Reply]
New Meme Format, market indicates it has niche value.
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post times Anonymous 04/14/2019 (Sun) 01:27:47 No. 19 [Reply]
post times seem off, like they are set for a different time zone? can we get them for pacific time? or relative to the users timezone even
They are set to UTC.
do you even internet bro?
ever heard of timestamps?
not everyone is on the west coast, dingus
Is the only way to see newest posts the front page? What does Overboard do?
Yes, it does seem that Overboard is current posts
You can also access "latest postings" from your account page.

Trapdooring read and received 04/12/2019 (Fri) 23:12:44 No. 22 [Reply]
Trapdooring is a form of internet censorship where owners of a website or service, created as an opposition honeypot, shut down or limit the service in order to hinder the progress of that movement. The idea is that members of the opposition will create content and upload it to the service. This takes time and effort. Then all of that work is destroyed by the website owners. More info in the following reddit thread:
welcome to
the only things I have ever removed from the board are mistake posts that I made when I was figuring out how the board works, and one spam copypasta that was posted on several inappropriate boards. However I left the post in tact in one location where it was semi appropriate >>/slime/17 But honestly idc what you think, I made this because it is a fun project for me, I enjoy coding and running web services. If some people get some use or enjoyment out of it all the better. No one is forcing or even encouraging you to use it, but it is here and available to anyone who would like to.
stu u ate the onion
dis tinfoil hats
we just being meta
we <3 u and we <3 slugchan
I never heard thet phrase before, but I like it!
he's right ya know
the original post wasn't meant to be a dig at slugchan
you're doing God's work boy

Communication from Otherworld The Creator 04/14/2019 (Sun) 01:10:40 No. 26 [Reply]
Corporeal mortal forms. It is I, the creator. I have interfaced my consciousness with "slugchan". Ask me your questions and I will answer.

broken id numbers Anonymous 04/11/2019 (Thu) 22:33:29 No. 8 [Reply]
id numbers appear to be broken on several threads. i just replied in a thread and got the same ID as another user
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um it's done broke, some boards the setting will not overwrite, i need to go into db i think and try to figure out how to turn them off, might be a while, might be easier to delete and recreate broken boards......?
What exactly you think it's broken on the board?
Ah, you might be thinking you can't turn off the ids. That is probably a front-end bug that I introduced on 2.2 refactor but already fixed by now, after you had forked your FE. Try doing it with js turned off or pulling in the changes that I pushed to master. Yeah, after looking at that indeed seems to be the case.
And 2 things about ids:
1: it is indeed based on your ip, but just a small part of it. Either you got an ip with a similar part to the other user or you are using a webserver that isn't forwarding ips, causing lynxchan to assign to everyone.

2: ids are salted per thread. So you won't have the same id across multiple threads.
thank you, sir, pulled from your newest commit, threadwise IDs look like they're turning off in boards now!

find your light
>>12 look who's talking ;)
only you are speaking to yourself. look within and find the answers
>>15 I don't trust people peddling "answers", thanks though
no ones selling anything here. just a concerned friend :(

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Neoliberal Reptilian Overlords Anonymous 03/29/2019 (Fri) 20:11:01 Id:42247f No. 1 [Reply]
Last night I met a patriot. He is a jazz musician and he was selling a drum kit for $300. My roommate and Ie started talking with him about music and we quickly got onto the topic of current affairs. He said that we were getting screwed. He isn't wrong. WE ARE GETTING SCREWED! The neoliberalist agenda, derived from the Chicago School of thought and promoted by Milton Friedman is this: privatize industries in the wake of disaster. And this is exactly what we've seen with Katrina. In Louisiana there has a major increase in charter schools. These once public schools have become privatized and now can charge tuition which ultimately widens economic disparity. Oil, finances, education, healthcare - these are the industries the neoliberal reptilians are privatizing so that we, the people, cannot have access. They have complete control over the media and have demonized dissent, to which I quote Mark Twain in his response to Teddy Rosevelt's hyper-aggressive foreign policy. "I am not un-American. I am THE American." Be the change you wish to see, and let it be.
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wtf disregard i cannot figure out how IDs work

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toxoplasmosis Anonymous 03/29/2019 (Fri) 06:05:10 Id:6b4170 No. 6 [Reply]
cat piss
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still parasite free
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ brain parasite
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lola infect u, ur brain is terminal, space aids
no brain parasite here
invisible space head squid? ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(◕_◕)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿

Anonymous 04/11/2019 (Thu) 18:49:17 No. 2 [Reply]
what do you do
when a close friend
molested you?

bottle it up inside
as if it was a mistake
as if it was something to hide?

defame him?
expose him?
let him know that it still hurts
that every time I talk to him
the memory still lurks

i love him
i care for him
so what am I to do?

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what do you feel that you need to do? is there anything that you could do that would stop this from affecting your life?
i don't know what i need to do. this isn't the first time this has happened and i doubt it would be the last. in the past i have just avoided my transgressors, but it's hard to do that in this situation. i think that i'm most affected when he is being hypocritical - when he is preaching morals but i know that he's not living up to those morals
but at the same time I understand that he's trying to improve himself. it's helps to talk about it. it helps to have a platform to somewhat anonymously get it off my chest and be able to talk about it without necessary ousting him

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Dr. Sebi and the cure for AIDs Sebastian Antonio Gallegos 04/03/2019 (Wed) 20:29:04 No. 9 [Reply]
Alfredo Darrington Bowman aka Dr. Sebi was a Honduran herbalist and self-proclaimed healer saying most things can be cured with herbs or a vegan typ diet. He argued that the cause of AIDs isn't HIV and that it was in-fact faux-afrocentric meaning that we used the genetics of African's as the reason but he believed it wasn't true. Because he wasn't an official practioner of medicine none of his research or medecine would legally be given any sort of value and deny the distribution. He was taking advantage of by Michael Jackson claiming the family had come to him to help with his painkiller addiction and after the treatment the family denied there ever being an addiction and that the "whack" doctor was making false claims. People we're buying his medicnes and his food supplements because they were yeilding positive results that could harm the medicine industry. He had claims that he had been treating people with AIDs and other diseases and was seeing positive results but before anything could be confirmed and published he was held captive until death. He was arrested 2 times for money laundering and the second time he was held captive for weeks and contracted pneumonia while in custody. Supposedly the prison had no idea of the severe condition he was in before it was too late.
there's a lot of truth behind the health benefits of alkaline diets. Here's a link to recommended foods:
I understand his skepticism surrounding AIDs, however, if it's not caused by HIV or by genetics, what did he believe was the culprit? Or was he fine with not knowing?
there's a belief that HIV is a weak virus, that it only develops to AIDs in a weakened immune system, and it is HIV drugs that weaken the immune system to a point where AIDs can develop. Like we're giving people literal chemotherapy drugs to treat HIV, it destroys the body!
so the HIV epidemic of the late '80s was arguably made worse by prescribing medicines that weakened the immune systems of those affected? while that's completely plausible, i'm not completely informed on the practices of healthcare practitioners of that time, but considering the corruption and amorality that exists within the pharmaceutical industry, i can see the incentive to use any excuse as reason to test new concomitants, whether they have therapeutic or not

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Anonymous 04/03/2019 (Wed) 18:58:30 No. 2 [Reply]
I get the feeling that my player has played this game many times before. I catch glimpses of past runs as "false" memories (memory leakage?), but nothing substantial yet. I want to more closely know those lives. Similar experience or thoughts?
My thoughts are that every soul to have ever lived or every iteration of the set of all souls can be characterized in a multidimensional character space. I consider each life to be either an iteration of a single soul or a unique soul, and the characteristics are many and each has polarity - a positive and a negative. So each soul or soul iteration can be described as a vector in character space. This vector has the ability to continuously change throughout the course of one's life. This vector is synonymous with the idea of a moral compass and I'll be referring to it as such from hereonout.

Now, should we be iterations of the same soul, then I believe that our moral compass transcends our lives and that when we die we begin our next life with the same moral compass we inherited from our previous life. Therefore, it is our goal to point our moral compasses towards the Light - towards righteousness. Enlightenment can only be achieved when one's moral compass is perfectly aligned. I believe that when this happens, we break free from the reincarnation cycle as at that point we have become one with God. In Christian mythology, purgatory is the state where sinners expiate their sins. This is akin to aligning our moral compass. Therefore, we are in purgatory and until we take to heart the five pillars, the five constants, the eightfold path, the ten commandments, and use these frameworks to align our moral compass, we will continue to exist in the reincarnation cycle and get glimpses of our past trauma.

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Light and Dark Triads Anonymous 04/08/2019 (Mon) 16:54:11 No. 3 [Reply]
People who score high on narcissism tend to be more self-absorbed and entitled; those who test high on Machiavellianism are more likely to be manipulative and deceitful in order to get their way; people who skew toward psychopathy are less likely to be able to empathize or feel guilt.
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Those who score high on Kantianism are more likely to see a person as a person, not as a means to an end; participants who test high on humanism are more likely to value someone else’s dignity and worth; and people who see higher scores for Faith in Humanity tend to think that humans are basically good.

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Anonymous 04/04/2019 (Thu) 04:10:45 Id:dcac94 No. 3 [Reply]
gimme the zucc
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I am going to drink some water
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more zuc. more liz.

Muffins 04/07/2019 (Sun) 05:31:07 Id:d162f4 No. 17 [Reply]
I’m muffins! i’m a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That’s right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren’t supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can’t help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I’m getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I’m going to go play now
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Waters edge
gator lies
raccoon gets
big surprise!

In forest
something hides
bird on branch
with two
slit eyes...

no cry
empty branch
lump inside!

Snake digesting

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have u seen shadowsad 04/04/2019 (Thu) 15:49:44 Id:3a71b1 No. 14 [Reply]
my face
This is good

Alexa Ad Targeting Anonymous 04/03/2019 (Wed) 20:37:11 No. 10 [Reply]
I stumbled across the following forum post and I think it provides a good explanation of how advertising agencies use subconscious cues to invoke a certain consumer response.
related to >>>/foil/5 Give people a way to assuage their guilt and responsibility while passing the responsibility and blame to another party, and most will happily take it without though of what they are trading for it.
is this johns vanity project
alexa is daddy bezos' vanity project
The top post is important

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Zuccing through Time Anonymous 04/04/2019 (Thu) 17:40:59 No. 16 [Reply]
The Zucc, or at least his skin suit, appears to be much older than we previously imagined.

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The Dawn of Xan 04/04/2019 (Thu) 02:53:58 Id:63cc20 No. 1 [Reply]
Duuun-Duuuun-Duuuuuuuun DUN DAaaaaH!! Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun dun Dun Duuun-Duuuun-Duuuuuuuun DUN DAaaaaH!!

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Kamala Harris and heart attack guns Anonymous 04/03/2019 (Wed) 00:30:01 No. 4 [Reply]
The heart attack gun exists >>>/pol/7 One of Kamala Harris' opponents in her crime lab scandal recently died of a "heart attack" at 59 >>>/pol/9 It is clear that the Dems are fully behind Kamala. And they have killed for their candidate before. Is this going to be another repeat of Shillary? They can't be stupid enough to make that mistake again... Or do they think we're stupid enough to not notice?
Posted byu/MrMangoEater
11 months ago
I'm Muffins! (From Welcome To The Game II)
I'm muffins! i'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now
read the rules

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Folly of Democracy Anonymous 04/03/2019 (Wed) 02:24:58 No. 5 [Reply]
Democracies are worse than the worst dictatorship. Democracy robs the people of their bite and of their power. It gives the people the convenience to put the blame on someone else, and a constant lulling false sense of security. As long as the people can keep complaining about politicians' decisions, they will never bother to do their own research or try to effect a change in the world. They will simply continue to pass the blame and ignore so that it does not become their responsibility. In the worst dictatorship, people get pissed off and at least try to do something about it. In democracy we are pacified to the point of being completely impotent in blissful ignorance.
This is all an illusion you see! the government is just pulling the wool over our eyes again. It's all black ops level stuff, Never seen. I would never be able to see it. I doubt many generals have seen it. Whoe knows what it is. Nobody has any idea.

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What is MIND? 04/03/2019 (Wed) 00:12:13 No. 3 [Reply]
No matter. What is matter? NeverMIND.

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Chemtrails Anonymous 04/02/2019 (Tue) 23:55:03 No. 1 [Reply]
A government report provides for the first time a comprehensive official history of Britain's biological weapons trials between 1940 and 1979. The 60-page report reveals new information about more than 100 covert experiments. Between 1955 and 1963 planes flew from north-east England to the tip of Cornwall along the south and west coasts, dropping huge amounts of zinc cadmium sulphide on the population. The report also reveals details of the DICE trials in south Dorset between 1971 and 1975. These involved US and UK military scientists spraying into the air massive quantities of serratia marcescens bacteria, with an anthrax simulant and phenol. Between 1961 and 1968 more than a million people along the south coast of England, from Torquay to the New Forest, were exposed to bacteria including e.coli and bacillus globigii. (
"U.S. Admits Bio-Weapons Tests- The tests included releasing deadly nerve agents in Alaska and spraying bacteria over Hawaii, according to the documents obtained Tuesday. The United States also tested nerve agents in Canada and Britain in conjunction with those two countries, and biological and chemical weapons in at least two other states, Maryland and Florida. The Pentagon released records earlier this year showing that chemical and biological agents had been sprayed on ships at sea. The military reimbursed ranchers and agreed to stop open-air nerve agent testing at its main chemical weapons center in the Utah desert after about 6,400 sheep died when nerve gas drifted away from the test range... Earlier this year, the Defense Department acknowledged for the first time that some of the 1960s tests used real chemical and biological weapons, not just benign stand-ins... Some of those involved in the tests say they now suffer health problems linked to their exposure to dangerous chemicals and germs. The Defense Department has identified nearly 3,000 soldiers involved in tests disclosed earlier, but the VA has sent letters to fewer than half of them. VA and Pentagon officials acknowledged at a July hearing that finding the soldiers has been difficult." (

Heart attack gun TheGreatGreenTruth 04/01/2019 (Mon) 04:00:08 Id:05380d No. 6 [Reply]
Heart Attack Gun (HAG) is a weapon that was revealed in 1975 at a hearing of a committee led by Frank Church. At the hearing, Church showed off the CIA's heart attack gun. The gun is electrically powered by a battery and fires an extremely small bullet of ice with frozen shellfish toxin in the centre. Once fired the bullet enters the target and melts without a trace except for a small red mark on the victim from where the bullet entered. The victim will feel a small pinch or nothing at all.
During her time as San Francisco's highest ranking law enforcement official, Kamala Harris' administration was rocked by a scandal where she covered up for a crime lab technician. One of her high profile opponents in this case was SF public defender Jeff Adachi, who was found dead February 22. According to the article, "The exact circumstances and cause of Adachi’s death were not immediately known, but sources said he died of a heart attack."

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Enjoy Crab Juice Anonymous 03/30/2019 (Sat) 22:14:54 No. 1 [Reply]
It's better than mountain dew!

Banners, please! Anonymous 03/29/2019 (Fri) 05:38:45 No. 3 [Reply]
Ideas for board banner?
deep fried possum meme

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Anonymous 03/29/2019 (Fri) 06:16:31 Id:f59cd7 No. 8 [Reply]
And that's how we play handy hands!

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Anonymous 03/29/2019 (Fri) 05:57:55 Id:0bf449 No. 5 [Reply]

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Shit post 1 03/29/2019 (Fri) 05:24:17 No. 1 [Reply]
For love of all things

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